:: COMMANDER TIM ::

What up kids? Tonight, there will be no show. Why? My back is killing me and I’m sick with whatever current epidemic is making its way around the office. So what am I doing to help ease the pain? Take a look:

I bought Guitar Hero 3 tonight. And there was much rocking.

Show tomorrow.  For real real, not for play play.

TOO MANY GAMES TO BUY RIGHT NOW! Jason, Carolyn and myself hanging out on the CTC, talking ’bout stuff. Jason likes Portal and has a certain song stuck in his brain. Virtua Fighter 5 is coming out, and I have to own it by the end of November (when Jason gets here), and Guitar Hero 3 is in stores… there’s far too many games to buy right now. When it rains it pours.

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Comic book show! Power Girl’s breasts are OUT OF CONTROL! Somebody has to stop them before they get to the children. Call Rob Liefeld, ’cause Michael Turner is ripping off his crudely drawn anatomy.  Plus, comic publishers really need to think about a digital distribution method for monthly issues. I’m not even kidding. There is a GOLDMINE waiting for them. We lay out the entire plan of implementation for them, lets hope they’re listening.

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EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Yes, I’m on a Doctor Who kick, after having gorged myself on the first 3 seasons over the last month or so. Never saw an Eccleston episode up until a few weeks ago, but I now see what all the fuss was about. He was a great Doctor! I’m still a Tennant fan at heart, but I guess I can like both… now where was I… oh yes! The Commander Tim Cast! Yes yes, so it took two takes to get this out due to a meltdown of technology in the house. I think we got hit with an EMP or something. So, CountZer0 has played Portal, Street Figther 4 got announced, and we catch up on all the videogame news that is fit to speak. And yes, I’ve played Virtua Fighter 5 finally. And I’ll spare you the suspense and say that I did indeed love it. Anyway, that’s it for now, talk to you on Wednesday!

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Hello cadets! Comic book day is back with a vengeance. Kevin Rose lands on the cover of the new Captain America series. WTF? No really, it’s pretty neat. CGC comics are all the rage, what the story with that whole thing? I admit my undying love for mid-90s Marvel filler books… ah NFL Superpro, how I miss you. And finally, Edgey writes in and sparks some serious Justice League talk about who is your top 6 picks for the dream JLA.

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Salutations everyone. Commander Tim and CountZer0 checking in with another round of videogame nonsense! This week, we talk XBox Live demos; what’s good, what’s bad, and what you should never EVER play. Plus, lots of love for Portal as it is currently sweeping through the gaming media like a tornado through a trailer park. This game better win some serious fucking awards this year. The industry would be a much better place if developers took the time to make games as complete an experience as this. Cake for everyone!

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Click on the image for SUPER RIPPING IN HALF SIZE!

Oh my gawd… it’s full of BWAATCHHH.

I think Bahlactus does the same things to his enemies.

Need more villan shredding fun?  Pick up the recently released 52 volume 3 from DC Comics.

Oh my, what did we talk about? I’m trying to remember here. Videogame related for sure… Halo 3… and, um… Playstation 3 stuffs… OH! Bungie isn’t with Microsoft anymore! Yeah, I know we talked about that one! Seriously gang, just listen to it, I can’t keep track of what is said in a given episode anymore.

And now, because you demanded it! A picture of Lost in Space’s Jonathan Harris!

Ok, so you didn’t demand it. To think I scoured the dark corners of the internet for you… get yer damn episode below… *weep*

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Think your martial arts teacher has stepped out? SUCKA PUNCH!!

Mr. Foo could totally take Bahlactus.

Do ya loves you some Ralph Snart? Then be sure to grab a copy of Ralph Snart Adventures: Let’s get naked!

SHAZAM!  Commander Tim’s Comic Book Recommendation Day.  This week, it’s Hal Jordan cracking heads open in brightest day and blackest night as Green Lantern.  Plus, the touching story of a boy, a girl, and a quest for a local comic shop that ends in flames.  Tune in for the aftermath.  Finally, our casting picks for the Justice League movie… and yes, we put WAY more thought into it than some silly fanboy.

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