Consider this my rebound shot, Bahlactus.

To check out more Elongated Man kicking ass, check out… well, anything but this really.  This scan came from a Detective Comics Digest #30 that I’ve had in my collection since 1982 when it was released.  Doesn’t say what actual issue it’s from.

This Friday Night Fight is a special shout-out to my long-time co-host CountZer0.  Just to remind him of the beat down I gave him in Virtua Fighter 5 last week.  Don’t worry about him though, he had it coming!

See the rest of the craziness that is the Friday Night Fights over at Bahlactus.

To find out just why Batman is punching this monocle sporting fellow in the jaw, pick up the Batman Archives Volume 1.

Yep, that did it. Sweet, delicious, comic book violence. Where would my obtuse views on the world be without you?

Let’s see how this stacks with the rest over at Bahlactus.

If you want to know just what the hell is going on with this, check out The Pro by Garth Ennis with art by Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti. Everything you didn’t think they could do in a comic; they do it.

If there is one lesson that we should all take away from the Garth Ennis run on The Punisher, it’s that ‘WHANNG’ is the sound of a toilet being slammed into human flesh and bone.

If you have never seen this image before, clench your fist and extend your arm out as far as you can.  Ready?  Now punch yourself in the nose.  Once you’re done bleeding out, I highly suggest you pick up the ‘Welcome Back, Frank‘ trade, and get caught up.

This public service message is brought to you in cooperation with Bahlactus.  When you need a fight, make it a Friday Night Fight!

Click on the image for SUPER RIPPING IN HALF SIZE!

Oh my gawd… it’s full of BWAATCHHH.

I think Bahlactus does the same things to his enemies.

Need more villan shredding fun?  Pick up the recently released 52 volume 3 from DC Comics.

Think your martial arts teacher has stepped out? SUCKA PUNCH!!

Mr. Foo could totally take Bahlactus.

Do ya loves you some Ralph Snart? Then be sure to grab a copy of Ralph Snart Adventures: Let’s get naked!

Reaching out to help a friend? SUCKA PUNCH!

Whatcha gonna do now, Bahlactus?

To see more hard-drinking, super-strength having, preacher-hitting fun, check out Preacher #65 from DC/Vertigo.